Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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