Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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