So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize