OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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