Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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