I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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