Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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