only if we run a train.
done.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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