I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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