also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So vagazzling was a success
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