We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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