Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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