craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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