i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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