normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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