love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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