I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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