I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize