i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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