FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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