Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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