No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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