You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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