I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I still have a little drunk in my system
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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