Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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