I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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