At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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