yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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