I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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