I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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