I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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