We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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