Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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