Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
