Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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