any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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