She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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