There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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