i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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