Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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