I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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