The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
