matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
