Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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