what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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