do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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