She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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