at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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