You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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