Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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