are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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