Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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