So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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