David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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