why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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