Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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