You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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